Thursday, April 14, 2011

Flirting SMS: A Quick Guide To Texting Her

Flirting SMS and text flirting are the same thing. Text flirting is your golden ticket to quickly making yourself irresistible to her. The 3 main reasons why you should use text messages to flirt are: 1) texting will remind her of you and you want to be on her mind constantly, 2) re-establishing and furthering your relationship with her is pretty easy using text messages and 3) text messages are one of the greatest mediums for teasing and bantering with her (which is awesome for flirting).

Flirting SMS, and particularly, using texts as a flirting medium for guys has grown to be so widespread lately that Shape and Men's Fitness Magazine put out the below results in their 2010 Sex Survey:

 * Sending text messages is most couples' number one method of communication with one another.
 * Men use texts close to 40% more than they talk on the phone. Girls use texts close to 150% more than they talk on the phone.
 * Nearly 70% of respondents have sent "sext" messages in the past
 * Close to 70% of respondents say that they have been asked on a date via a text message.
 * About 50% of girls and 30% of guys say that they have been dumped via a text message.

So Yes, texting is a powerful method of building attraction. And yes, the following is a collection of flirting SMS texts and PUA text messages that are proven to work for most other guys:

OPENING:

- Surprise!
- Knock knock…
- What's my favorite little troll up to?
- I just made you check your phone for no reason. I really got you under control…
- Hey munchkin, I bet my weekend can spank your weekend.
- What type of trouble are you getting into now?
- I am luring women to my house with candy, would you prefer skittles or m&ms?
- Hey, text me back real quick. A simple Hi will work fine. All my friends don't believe that retards can text. We’ll show ‘em lil buddy!
- Hey princess, I just came back from the aquarium and I saw the most adorable little fishy there and it reminded me of you…
- I hope you have a smile on your face. If you don't, just think of me!
- Aliens are coming soon to abduct all the good looking and sexy ass people on this planet! But don't worry, you’ll be safe. I’m just sending you a text message to tell you bye.
- I really miss you and want to see you, but this stupid worker won’t let me enter the zoo. Is it possible for you to escape?
- Did you know a blue whales tongue weighs nearly the same as an elephant?! That’s ridiculous. Gotta love Animal Planet during the lunch break…
- I just saw your doppleganger!
- U just popped into my head so Hi…now please stay out of there.
- Anytime I look at you, I smile. Every time you move, I laugh. Whenever you talk, I get excited. For some reason, retarded people are really entertaining to me!

SAME NIGHT:

- What an awesome night!
- I hope you got back safe
- Don't dream of me too much...

ATTRACTION:

- I must say, among all the [first name] [last name]‘s I know…you're probably the one I like the most.
- I'm not sure who you’re boyfriend is…but he’s sure not spanking you enough!
- Awwww, you’re too sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.
- I just don’t think we should be doing this anymore. I’m more than just a piece of meat, you know.

COMFORT:

- I was thinking about you…
- Something about you always makes me smile.

By using the flirting SMS texts and PUA text messages posted above, you'll build initial attraction with her almost immediately. But text flirting is only a small step to building attraction.